Easter Joke

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Comedy + said...

Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
A: Eggercise.

Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken!

Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
A: An egghead.

Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road?
A: Because it was the chicken's day off.

Q: What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
A: A smarty pants.

Audrey said...

Q:What is the difference between a
crazy bunny and a conterfiet
bank note ?
A:One is bad money the other is a
mad bunny

Q: What do you get when you cross
a bunny with an onion
A: A bunion.

Q: How do you make a bunny stew?
A: Make him wait for 5 hours.

Comedy + said...

Can you read this?
C D E D B D bunnies?
M R not E D B D bunnies!
O S A R! C D E D B D fluffy cottontails?
L I B! M R 2 E D B D bunnies!

Anonymous said...

Took ages too work that one out, helps if you say it in an English Norfolk accent. Very clever!

Comedy + said...

Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

A. Bugs Bunny!

Comedy + said...

The best thing about Alzheimer’s is : You can hide your own Easter eggs.