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The organs and tissues of the body are made up of tiny building blocks called cells. Cells in different parts of the body may look and work differently but most reproduce themselves in the same way. Cells are constantly becoming old and dying, and new cells are produced to replace them. Normally, the division and growth of cells is orderly and controlled but if this process gets out of control for some reason, the cells will continue to divide and develop into a lump which is called a tumour. Tumours can either be benign or malignant. Cancer is the name given to a malignant tumour.
In a benign tumour the cells do not spread to other parts of the body and so are not cancerous. However, if they continue to grow at the original site, they may cause a problem by pressing on the surrounding organs.
It is important to realise that cancer is not a single disease with a single type of treatment. There are more than 200 different kinds of cancer, each with its own name and treatment.
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Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
A: Eggercise.
Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken!
Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
A: An egghead.
Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road?
A: Because it was the chicken's day off.
Q: What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
A: A smarty pants.
Q:What is the difference between a
crazy bunny and a conterfiet
bank note ?
A:One is bad money the other is a
mad bunny
Q: What do you get when you cross
a bunny with an onion
A: A bunion.
Q: How do you make a bunny stew?
A: Make him wait for 5 hours.
Can you read this?
C D E D B D bunnies?
M R not E D B D bunnies!
O S A R! C D E D B D fluffy cottontails?
L I B! M R 2 E D B D bunnies!
Took ages too work that one out, helps if you say it in an English Norfolk accent. Very clever!
Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A. Bugs Bunny!
The best thing about Alzheimer’s is : You can hide your own Easter eggs.
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